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I would like to dedicate this joke to my great friend [NMS]PKed, he will love this.

A couple had been dating for about six months, but the guy had been too afraid to make any sexual advances because of his tiny organ.

Finally one night, he raises up his courage, and takes her to a secluded spot in his car.

While they are kissing and making out, he opens his zipper and guides her hand onto his penis.

"No thanks," the girl says. "You know I don't smoke."

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